Cut to the kiss-chase
	How do you know if the partner you’ve got wrapped in your arms is the one to ring your bell, or a dog to be shot of asap? You could spend hours stumbling through frivolous conversation before you even get to the fumbling with her bra strap stage, or you could just cut to the chase by using the Kissing Love Tester.
Simply get your prospective partner to hold the heart with you between fore finger and thumb and get straight to the business of kissing and hugging – no tongues at this stage, mind. If he/she’s hot to trot then the heart will glow and play music, or if he/she’s most definitely not then a buzzer will sound. One thing’s for sure: it’ll help getting from first base to third base a lot quicker, dog or not.