If there’s one thing that every household in England should have this summer, then it’s a giant sized England flag. Not a paddling pool, not a barbecue, not a hamster and not a freezer full of ice cream, but an England flag. A George Cross. In fact there should be one hanging out of every window, in every street, in every suburb, in every city, in every county.

And if you don’t have a window to hang a flag out of, then you should wear it around your shoulders like King Richard and the Crusaders once did. Yes,in just a couple of months Euro 2004 will be upon us and it will be your national duty, indeed your honour, to support Beckham and his cohorts as we look to do battle with the French as we once did at Agincourt, along with the rest of Europe.

So, no excuses, you have a responsibility, your country needs you!

Details: 3 x 5 foot