There are plenty of novelty soaps on the market, but none of them are quite so direct as this one!  With two distinct sides – each featuring the word “Arse” or “Face” – this is an ideal gift for the analy clean (‘scuse the pun!).

Have you ever pondered just where all the dirt, microbes and other delightful things go when you wash with soap? They may well end up in the bath but then again, they could just as easily stay on the soap bar and end up somewhere else on your body! Nasty! The Arse/Face Scented Soap is a comical reminder of this delightful fact and provides a sure fire way to never again get your arse or face mixed up when you’re washing….  As if you could!